Kate Middleton may never see Prince William seize the British throne

Kate Middleton may never see Prince William seize the British throne if a certain brash American has their wicked way.

And no, we’re not talking about a diabolical plot by Meghan Merkle to usurp Kate and Wills and put her flame-headed beau Prince Harry in contention for the number one spot in Bucks Palace.

Yet once the queen is dead, Allan is determined it’ll be party time and he’ll let the world know through the medium of a press release
Yet once the queen is dead, Allan is determined it’ll be party time and he’ll let the world know through the medium of a press release

We’re talking about a Colorado man named Allan V. Evans, who has recently taken out a massive advertisement in the Times that explains in no small detail how he is the rightful King of England, and how Kate Middleton and the rest of the Windsor clan better stick up their dukes in double quick time because he’s hot-footing it over the pond to take what he believes is his birthright.

In other words, Allan, or the descendant of Cunedda Wledig, as he’s known in more elevated circles, wants all historic royal estates, lands, assets, and titles handed over to him within 30 years, or he might just dress up in a suit of armor, hop on a stallion, and declare war.

Allan published a lengthy piece in the Times detailing exactly why as the descendant of Cunedda Wledig, founder of the Kingdom of Wales, he has more claim to the throne than Prince Charles or Kate and Wills.

Kate Middleton may never see Prince William seize the British throne if a certain brash American has their wicked way.

An American has taken out a big ad in the Times to say he's the rightful king & intends to seize power
An American has taken out a big ad in the Times to say he’s the rightful king & intends to seize power

And no, we’re not talking about a diabolical plot by Meghan Merkle to usurp Kate and Wills and put her flame-headed beau Prince Harry in contention for the number one spot in Bucks Palace.

We’re talking about a Colorado man named Allan V. Evans, who has recently taken out a massive advertisement in the Times that explains in no small detail how he is the rightful King of England, and how Kate Middleton and the rest of the Windsor clan better stick up their dukes in double quick time because he’s hot-footing it over the pond to take what he believes is his birthright.

In other words, Allan, or the descendant of Cunedda Wledig, as he’s known in more elevated circles, wants all historic royal estates, lands, assets, and titles handed over to him within 30 years, or he might just dress up in a suit of armor, hop on a stallion, and declare war.

Allan published a lengthy piece in the Times detailing exactly why as the descendant of Cunedda Wledig, founder of the Kingdom of Wales, he has more claim to the throne than Prince Charles or Kate and Wills.

An American called Allan On the throne Not on my watch bud
An American called Allan On the throne Not on my watch bud

It’s strong stuff, but then again taking over a country always is, and although Prince William and Kate Middleton may not find themselves in such a favorable position once the “new king” takes over and rights “an injustice of history,” Queen Elizabeth need not be too concerned, because Allan, in his regal wisdom, has chosen to make certain allowances to a fellow monarch.

The man who would be king has declared that “out of greatest and most deepest respect for Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II,” he will not depose her in life, because of the “great service and selfless sacrifice that she and her husband HRH Prince Philip has rendered to this great nation.”

Yet once the queen is dead, Allan is determined it’ll be party time and he’ll let the world know through the medium of a press release.

“Take heed and rejoice, all Welshman, Scots, Manx, all Britons, and all citizens of this great nation called Great Britain, that the light of freedom and egalitarism shall be promoted and promulgated.

Kate Middleton may never see Prince William seize the British throne if a certain brash American has their wicked way.
Kate Middleton may never see Prince William seize the British throne if a certain brash American has their wicked way.

“Lady Britannia who has contributed so much to the culture and history of the world shall be renewed and made great once again; for the legend was not a myth but was indeed true, and more than a mere Tolkien story, that the men of the West are now returning and now is the time of the return of the King.”
Now, the only question remaining is, what will Kate Middleton choose to wear to Allan’s coronation, a high-street or designer outfit?

Source: inquisitr com

Tags: Kate and Wills, all britons, citizens, nation, king, queen, william, kate middleton, new king, monarch